Here’s our guide to the hottest gifts to full Santa’s sack…
There’s plenty of stocking stuffers this year for that special someone, including you, who may have been naughty or nice – let’s hope both! Check out our Cybersocket must-haves for this holiday season.
PERIDISE 2 PACK ANAL PLAY FROM ANEROS
Turn up the heat for you and your partner with the Peridise 2 pack from Aneros – the perfect ice breaker for anal play. While Aneros products are widely known for their use by men in solo play, they are also powerful erotic amplifiers for use in sessions with a partner. No matter what you’re doing, kissing, caressing, oral or intercourse, everything goes better with Aneros! With an Aneros massager in place, every contraction, every movement, every breath is instantly translated into gentle prostate pleasure. And when a climax is imminent, look out! Aneros transforms the ordinary into an earth-shaking event.
ANDREW CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY MYSTERY 3-PACK
Like a little surprise with your egg nog? Get the Andrew Christian Mystery 3 Pack with includes 3 pairs of premium Andrew Christian Underwear consisting of any combination of briefs, boxers, and/or jocks…no duplicate items guaranteed! There’s a fun little question section that matches your undies with your favorite holiday treat, scent, and favorite part of winter. The perfect match for a full sack.
Spending the holidays on your own? No worries, we got you. While you’re jerking off to our full-length video at Cybersocket.com grab a tube of Swiss Army’s Masturbation Cream. It starts thick to give you the sweet friction and then liquifies as you heat up, creating a sleek, sexy feeling. You’ll be dreaming of white, creamy Christmas with this little tube of joy. Bonus – it’s got great packaging.
Get your daddy bear out of winter hibernation with this super sexy, metallic enhanced t-shirt from Burly Shirts. We love that Burly Shirts will fit the smallest daddy up to our big boys with sizes going up to 4XL. There will be no doubt who wears the pants in the relationship with this tee, although we hope they won’t be wearing pants on the night before Christmas.
Is your sex drive as big as Santa but your bulge only as big as an elf’s? Have no fear, you can transform your hog into a seriously veiny slab of beefy bubba cock. BUTCH is a blubbery cocksheath with a built-in COCKSLING-2 attached at the base. It’s made from their signature SuperFLEXtpr™ so it’s super-soft and squishy but firm enough to enhance the natural girth and length of your fuckstick. The sling keeps this fucker firmly melded to your meat making it into one heavy-duty hole-gaper… no need to worry about it slippin’ or slidin’ off as you pump n’ pound some pucker.
Überlube is a high-quality, multi-purpose lube product that is perfect for anyone who feels a little bit shy about buying lube – because it comes with its own alibi. In addition to feeling good and functioning as a great sexual lubricant, Überlube is also used non-sexually to eliminate chaffing in sports and for salon finishing.
Überlube is made with friendly, inert ingredients and is safe for just about every part of your body. It has been recommended by physicians for over 10 years and its multi-purpose nature gives you a nice alibi for having it around. In addition, Überlube is now available in a compact travel size that features a stylish, nondescript, refillable aluminum pump dispenser.
CHORIZO N’EGGS from MR. HANKEY’S TOYS
Don’t cut anything out from your holiday menu – uncut is where it’s at! Are you hungry? Fill your holes with some mouth-watering Chorizo n’ Eggs! Place your order and let our chefs whip you up a hefty uncut chorizo sausage with two perfectly cooked, hard-boiled, low-hanging eggs. This bad-boy is sure to fill the hungriest of holes, our robust sausage and eggs will leave you nice and full, just be sure to eat it all, don’t leave any on your plate! Sorry, cheese not included. You can choose from soft or firm, color and size – why can’t choosing our boyfriends be that easy?
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