Cybersocket’s 2017Naughty But Nice Gift Guide

Benji Lovari offers up some naughty but nice gift ideas for the intimate friends in your life.

Sex plays a significant role in every person’s life, regardless of whether or not they are in a relationship. Sexuality is a part of the human experience, and yet many people are quite shy when it comes to buying sex toys, lube, jockstraps, and other slightly racy products for themselves. Even though it’s easy to order this stuff anonymously online, many folks feel guilty about treating themselves to such little luxuries – and that’s why they can be such great gift items for the people with whom we are close. These gifts might make them blush when they open the package, and they might even feel the need to laugh it off as a gag gift. That’s to be expected. But in the months that follow, these types of gifts will add to the quality of their lives in a small way, and they’ll appreciate that. So don’t be shy this year. Sometimes you have to be naughty to be nice!

Uberlube Good-To-Go Traveler
$15
Überlube is considered by many to be the best lube money can buy. It’s more than just a sexual lubricant, though. It’s also used by hair stylists for salon finishing and by sports players to prevent chaffing. Recommended by doctor’s for over a decade, this outstanding product is safe for every part of your body and comes in a beautiful, glass pump dispenser that you won’t feel the need to hide.

As a sexual lubricant, Überlube feels lightweight but offers incredible slickness and long-lasting, non-sticky performance. After use it gently dissipates, leaving your skin feeling soft and moisturized. Made from high quality, body-safe ingredients and manufactured in controlled batches, Überlube has long been the lubricant of choice for those sensitive to the ingredients found in other lube products. Überlube does not harbor yeast, bacteria, or mold and it requires no preservatives, alcohols, or antimicrobials to do this. The Good-To-Go Traveler size comes in a discreet pump container that looks a lot like a high-end lip-balm, and it’s available in both aluminum and glassy black. It uses replaceable lube cartridges and fits easily in a pocket, satchel, or backpack. A great gift for yourself or for anyone you care about.

Tom of Finland Oven Mitts
$20
Spice up your cooking with these Tom of Finland oven mitts by Finlayson, which were created for its Street Style Collection. The exterior is made of 100% cotton, with stuffing that is 64% cotton and 36% other fibers. These oven mitts were designed in Finland and then manufactured in Estonia, and some of the proceeds go to benefit the Tom of Finland Foundation. You’ll find a wide array of gift items in the Tom of Finland Store, including duvet covers, towels, artwork, linens, apparel, underwear, and lots more.

Johnny Rapid Man Cave Fleshjack
$80
Porn star Johnny Rapid is one of the newest Fleshjack Boys and his unique Fleshjack features an inner sleeve loaded with unexpected twists and turns. The new sleeve texture is called Man Cave, and you’ll want to explore every last nook and cranny of its mysterious depths until you make it all the way to the very end (where there’s bound to be a surprise party waiting with ice cream and party poppers.) Once you get cozy inside Johnny’s slammin’ Man Cave, you’ll never want to leave. Just be sure to watch out for cave spiders and bat guano. Molded from the actor himself, the sleeve’s butt-shaped orifice is housed in a powder blue Fleshjack case. 

Swiss Navy Lube
$17
Sold in over 48 countries worldwide, Swiss Navy is a trusted brand that offers a wide range of lubricants, as well as a large selection of supplements, creams, and specialty products. Some men can be a bit shy about buying lube so it’s a gift that will always be appreciated. You can’t go wrong with Swiss Navy’s All Natural Premium Lubricant. It’s an all-purpose, water-based lubricant that is safe for use with latex condom – and it  offers the same kind of silky smooth texture that you’d get with a silicone lube. The All Natural formula is designed specifically for people with sensitive skin or who prefer natural ingredients, so it’s sure to be a great choice for everyone. This lube’s short and sweet ingredient includes just deionized water (purified water that has had most of its minerals removed), propanediol (a viscosity decreasing agent), xylitol (a natural sweetener and skin conditioner), gluconolactone (a humectant), sodium benzoate (a preservative), and carrageenan (for silky texture.) Swiss Navy’s All Natural Lube does not contain any parabens, glycerins, or petroleum by-products. The price above is for a 4 oz. pump bottle, but there’s also a 2 oz. size for $13 and an 8 oz. size for $28.

Ballwash and The Rub
$25 Gets You Both
You can keep your nether regions (and your entire body) clean and fragrant with these two innovative products that work very well together. And when you buy them together, you get a discounted bundle price. Ballwash is a ball (and body) wash with activated charcoal. It goes on black, then leaves a clean sac! BallWash features a 96% natural, moisturizing formula that is infused with vitamins, essential oils, and plant extracts such as lavender, cedar wood, cucumber, green tea, and bamboo leaf. It works into an invigorating lather, smells great, and rinses off easily. This is a gift that almost any guy will appreciate because when all is said and done, a man has to keep his assets clean! Ballwash comes in an attractive 8 oz. bottle and includes a 30-Day, No Questions Asked, Money-Back Guarantee. So listen up, my darling muse. I’m going to be frank. The only thing you’ve got to lose is funkiness and stank.

The ideal companion to Ballwash is The Rub, a solid cologne made with essential oils that is designed to fit perfectly into your busy lifestyle. The Rub offers a fresh, clean scent with moderate sillage that is never overpowering. It absorbs readily into the skin and has good longevity thanks to the solid formulation. The Rub comes in a convenient 5 oz. tin that fits easily in a pocket, gym bag, or backpack so that you can always smell your best whether you’re at home or on the go.

Andrew Christian Show-It Pocket Boxer
$18
The Andrew Christian Show-It Pocket Boxers are a limited edition, retro-inspired design loaded with innovative features that will keep you feeling comfortable and looking your best including the signature AC slimming waistband, package-enhancing Show-It tech, completely invisible support structure. Best the best thing about these boxers is the fully functional pockets. Whether you’re kicking around the house in your undies and a t-shirt or dancing all night at an underwear party, you’re bound to come up with some interesting things to stuff inside them. They come in Black, Charcoal (shown), and Heather Blue in sizes ranging from XS to XL. Get them while you can, because they’ll never be made again!

SpunkLube Variety Pack
$60
The original Spunk Lube is an award-winning hybrid lube (water-based with silicone) that is non-staining, hypoallergenic, and easy to clean up. It also looks exactly like, well… spunk. However, the company now makes five different lube formulas – and you can try them all with this five-bottle variety pack that includes one 8 oz. bottle of each type: SPUNK Lube Hybrid, Pure Silicone, Pink, Natural, and Orgasmic Orange. You can also choose from other variety packs that each include anywhere from two to five different kinds of lube in either 8 oz. or 2 oz. sizes, with prices starting at $23.

Sonic Pouch Jockstrap & Sonic Harness
$34 & $62
Made with high-grade neoprene that is textured with horizontal racing stripes, the sexy Sonic Pouch Jockstrap from Cellblock13 is designed with an O-ring attachment point made specifically to connect with the Sonic Harness, completing the look. Though sold separately, the jockstrap and harness are meant to be worn together. Both come in red, blue, white, and grey with sizes ranging from small to XL.

Cocksling-2 From Oxballs
$22
You get lots of bang for your buck with this affordable and highly functional cocksling from Oxballs that is built for rough sex, but with a comfortable fit that is just right for long pounding sessions. According to Oxballs, this is the best cockring they’ve ever made. They’ve sold more of these than all of their other toys combined. As a result, other companies have tried to mimic their design – but no one else has managed to do it as well. The Cocksling-2 is available in six different colors, and you can get an increasingly big discount on the price when you buy 2, 3, or 4 of them at the same time. When you buy 4, the price is just $18.

Penis Soap By Bellflower Soap Company
$11
These realistic, dick-shaped soaps are handmade and smell like fresh cotton. In addition, they have a suction cup base so that you can stick them on the shower wall and then back up onto a nice, hard clean until you’ve managed to work yourself up into a nice lather. Good, clean fun for everyone. You can follow Hellflower Soap Co. on Twitter at twitter.com/hellflowersoap.

Maximus Trident From Aneros
$55
Aneros recently released a new line of prostate massagers called Trident. Each of the four new Trident massagers is a new and enhanced version of one of the classic Aneros designs. The Trident massagers introduce a new Multi-Axial Motion Architecture, or MAMA, which allows the Trident to move laterally as well as up/down and in/out. This extra dimension of movement adds an extra dimension of pleasure. The Maximus Trident is for men who prefer the sensation of more size in the anal cavity during prostate stimulation. In addition to the Maximus Trident, you can also check out the new Helix Trident, Eupho Trident, and MGX Trident.

Lelo Hugo Remote Controlled Prostate Massager at Hustler Hollywood
$219
Available in black or blue, The Lelo Hugo can be enjoyed both solo and with a partner. It features two powerful vibration motors, with one in the base and one in the tip to deliver optimal pleasure for your prostate. The included remote control allows you or your partner to control your experience by adjusting both the strength and pattern of the vibration. lets you decide what level of satisfaction you want, and its sleek design and smooth form provides a comfortable experience while allowing for hands-free orgasms. The exterior is made of silicone and the Hugo is waterproof and USB rechargeable. The Hustler Hollywood online store offers a large selection of adult products for both men and women including sex toys, vibrators, lube, kink gear, and more.

TOM DTG – Jock T From Sold Out Clothing
$35
Sold Out Clothing Offers a wide selection of Tom of Finland T’s, Slogan T’s, and Collaboration T’s. In addition, there are many different ways in which you can customize the look and fit of each design. This T is printed on cotton jersey and is available in eleven different colors and five different sizes, with six different cut options from which to choose. Pictured is model Terry wearing the T in pink with the D-Bag Cut 2 option.