Tools of the Trade: 15 Years of Square Peg Toys

TréTré Louche checks out some of the most popular products from Square Peg Toys

True artists understand the importance of high quality tools. That’s why concert Violinists sometimes pay millions for violins – and it’s why upper-echelon butt sluts prefer the superior design and craftsmanship found only in the silicone dildos and butt plugs from SquarePegToys.com. For 15 years, Square Peg Toys has been producing wildly original, high-quality sex toys – and this month we’ll take a look at some of their most unique creations.

BABY ELEPHANT • $169
The Baby Elephant is ideal for advanced stretching without deep penetration. This third-generation toy design was originally inspired by an elephant’s tusk, and it features a curved entry and gentle nubs. Great for prostate stimulation and stretching.

BIG STICK • $119
This sculpted phallus will feel natural in your hand and even better in your hole. It has a bit of girth for a full feeling,   and it’s long enough to reach the second sphincter. Great for prostate stimulation.

BLUNGER • $189
This funny looking dildo delivers a lot of stretch, along with good depth. The bumps and ridges add an extra layer of stimulation.

BOTTLES • $79~$99
If you get drunk at beer busts and then can’t resist the urge to start sticking beer bottles up your ass (which can be dangerous) get smart and pick up some of these silicone Bottles instead. They’re just like the real thing, minus the embarrassing trips to the ER.

CHAIN GANG • $249
Some people will stick almost anything up their butts. Beer bottles, shampoo containers, vegetables… I can’t tell you how many times I’ve found my bicycle chain missing and then later learned that my roommate had it up his ass. Not really, but if that was true I’d buy him this dildo shaped like a stack of metal chains.

REAMER • $99
This unusual design is totally new to sex toys. The thin flaps collapse easily and can feel like fingers. Great when used with a twisting motion.

TOOL BITS • $29~$149
Originally introduced in 2008, the Tool Bits line has become incredibly popular. These 20 new Tool Bit toys are even softer and more squirmy than the originals – and they can be safely boiled, bleached, or autoclaved.

TWISTER PLUG • $99
If you love a good twist ending, you’ll go nuts for the Twister Plug’s unique texture of bumps, twists, and ridges. This is a great toy to use with a partner, but it also works well solo if you crave lots of texture.

WOOFY TAIL • $89~$149
If your man often behaves like a dog, then buy him a Woofy Tail and make it official. This fun toy features a long,  graceful curve with a hairy texture, as well as a very animated wagging movement.

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ANACONDA • $289
This long, slithering dick is perfect for depth penetration and was designed to be a hands-free, sit-and-squat toy without a lot of girth. This one is best for experienced folks, because in the sit-and-squat position the tip will probably be beyond the second sphincter once you’re sitting on it.

BUTT BUSTER • $179
The Butt Buster was designed for those who find themselves wanting just a little bit more. It’s just a little bit bigger and heftier that the Butt Bomb model, with a narrow base that fits between the cheeks. Unlike the Butt Bomb model, the Butt Buster also has a smooth neck (including the nubs found on other models.)