Cybersocket Test Lab: Mike Dreyden Reviews Porn Star Dildos From COLT

Cybersocket Test Lab: Mike Dreyden Reviews Porn Star Dildos From COLT

Mike Dreyden reviews a collection of porn star dildos from COLT.

When Cybersocket asked me to review a collection of porn-star dildos from COLT, my first reaction was, “Hell ya!” But then, after I had some time to think about the ways in which the assignment would require me to debase myself, I had no choice but to politely tell them, “Hell ya!”  I was like, “Bring it on.”

First on the menu was the Carlo Masi Genuine Cast Dildo. As soon a I saw that baby busting out of the FedEx box, I tossed my shorts and grabbed the lube! With all of its veins and contours, it was very realistic looking – and I loved that it included a velvet storage bag. The bag was  simultaneously classy and trashy, like the Champagne Room in a strip club. I’m all about girth, so Carlo’s 8” cock was perfect for my hole. It opened me up and hit my prostate with every stroke. After about ten minutes, I shot my load without even touching myself.

Next up was the Chris Wide Genuine Cast Dildo. While not very wide, it was pretty long. Maybe he wasn’t fully hard when they molded it. As a result, this one might be  perfect for beginners. The shaft is realistic looking, with veins and retracted foreskin. And if you grab it by its big nuts, you can easily guide the head to your hole and then slide it in and out. Perfect! This one came with a velvet storage bag, too.

My real-life fuck buddy is a huge Adam Dexter fan, so when I saw an Adam Dexter Genuine Cast Dildo in my box, I called my buddy and told him to stop by after work for a surprise. When he arrived, I pulled the dildos out of the box one by one like a host on HSN as I explained why I had them. The last one I pulled out was Adam Dexter’s enormous and crooked black cock. The way it twists and curves to the right doesn’t really do much for me, so I spent the rest of the evening fucking my buddy with it (which included double-fucking him with my own cock.)

Of all the cocks I’ve sucked or ridden over the years, Jake Tanner’s is the one I’ve lusted after the most – and the Jake Tanner Icon Series Cock is a perfect fucksimile. Long and fat, it presses up past your prostate for that complete and “full” feeling that every bottom craves. If you run it under hot water, it will retain the heat – making it feel just like the real deal. The suction cup on the bottom blows, though, since it doesn’t really grip.

Last up was the Pete Kuzak Icon Series Dildo – and it was a dream. It looked just like mine, except an inch or so longer. Like the Carlo Masi model, it opens your hole nicely and hits the prostate head-on. You’ll feel it every time. But like the Jake Tanner dildo, it has a suction cup base that doesn’t grip very well. I could be wrong, but the molding seemed a little generic, too. But since it resembled my own cock, it was as if I got to fulfill my fantasy about making a mold of my own cock without having to actually go through the whole process.

I’ve been a fan of COLT and the COLT men ever since I first discovered gay porn, so these dildos were all a lot of fun to review. If you love COLT as much as I do, get your ass online and treat yourself to some of these amazing cock imposters today. Trust me, you won’t be sorry.

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