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Porn star Ryan Raz evaluates a collection of oversized sex toys from BoyzShop.

When I was recently asked to review seven oversized anal toys from BoyzShop, my hole delighted at the prospect of some serious stretching. If God could create the world in seven days, I figured I could at least review seven sex toys during the same period of time!

With sex toys, it’s best to start small. And even though these were all jumbo toys, I thought the Large Anal Beads would be the perfect item to warm up with on day one. I was right, but as I got down to the last few beads, it became harder to insert and remove them. A base on the end made things very user-friendly, but it was still tough to reach when I got to the last beads. This would be the perfect toy for a top and a bottom to use together, in order to make things easier.

On days two and three I tried out the medium and the large-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump toy. They’re basically identical except for their size. The medium model does have a smaller tip, so getting it in and then working it down to the base was definitely easier. However, with the larger model I really liked the stretching sensation the bumps provided as I worked my way down. There’s also a third, smaller size if that’s more your speed.

On the fourth day, I tried a toy that was unlike any I’d ever tried before – a Giant Inflatable Dildo with rigid internal core.  I had used tapered toys before, but I had never tried a toy that could actually increase its girth while it was inside me. In order to get the dildo in, I had to have it completely deflated – and it felt like I was trying to insert something with a thick, loose plastic bag around it! But once that was accomplished, it was definitely interesting to blow it up and to feel it growing larger inside me. Overall, I found it uncomfortable to insert and it didn’t provide the type of arousal that I usually prefer when using a toy solo. However, it would probably be just the ticket for some people.

On the fifth day, it was time for the toy that I was most excited to try – the Super Manly Cock and Balls Dildo. It’s definitely not a toy for beginners. I was able to slowly ease the toy in, and after that I had no problems. The great thing about this toy is the consistent size and feel. In general, I like a toy that doesn’t have deep ridges or drastic changes in thickness, so this one was great. It was long enough for me to fuck myself with it and the suction cup base made it easy to sit on and to ride.

On the sixth day, I was ready to try The Hand. I must admit – this wasn’t the first time that I had used this particular toy. If you like getting fisted, then this is the toy for you. It mimics the shape and size of a hand, and the arm is long enough to allow you to easily control the depth and level of penetration.

On the seventh day, God may have rested – but I certainly didn’t! That was when I finally gave The Master Cock a chance at my hole. It was the largest toy I had ever used, and the fact that I was even able to get it inside me felt like an accomplishment. I got the first part of the head in, but once I got to the thick part at the tip it popped right in and I blew my load before I even realized that I was cumming!  It was definitely a very intense feeling.