Test Lab with Mike Dreyden

Anal stimulation can represent the most intense sexual experience, whether it happens alone or with a partner.

    For gay men (and some straight men) anal stimulation can represent the most intense sexual experience, whether it happens alone or with a partner. Whether it’s a finger, a tongue, a dick, or a dildo, the tingling sensation of touch on a moist and lubed up hole can set your senses on fire. And then there’s the electrifying sensation you feel when massaging the prostate – which can bring about an orgasm even more intense than ejaculation. Ass play has always been the thing that gets my cock as hard as granite. The anticipation you feel as a hand makes its way down your back to your butt and then slowly begins massaging your hole can be electrifying.
    I’ll be reviewing four of the most popular vibrating ass toys on the market. First up is the 7-Function Vibrating Egg with Wireless Remote Control. It has a safety cord, which I looped around a cock ring just to be safe. Once inserted, I could feel it slide all the way up to my prostate. When I hit the “on” button I felt a nice, steady vibration. On the second setting, the egg picked up speed. On setting three,  I could feel pre-cum start to move its way up my cock, which is unusual for me. On the fourth setting, the egg speeds up then slows down. On setting five it just pulsates, with setting six being a higher intensity pulsation. Setting seven created an interesting, morse-code sensation – but on the third vibration it would buzz with a high intensity. After this, I went back to setting three to see if I could get more pre-cum to leak out – and it did. I’d definitely recommend trying this one!
    Next up, I tried the Tantus Prostate Health Vibrating Sex Toy. Oddly shaped, it reminded me of an old school video game joystick. I decided to turn it on before inserting it. It was fairly light on vibration at the tip, but crazy intense at the base where the vibration bullet sticks out. Not being very long, it fell just south of my prostate. Although I could feel it vibrating, the base was vibrating my hole the entire time. I wanted to feel it massaging my prostate, but no dice.
    Now it was time for the Feeldoe Stout Multi-use Vibrating Dildo. I’ve had various dildos over the years, but this one has a sort of vibrating handle. Like the Tantus, most of the vibration was at the base of the dildo – but I loved the girth! It reminded me of a certain fuck buddy’s cock, so I invited him over to help me try out the toys. As he slid the dildo in and out of my hole, I could feel the vibration – but it was mostly at my hole. When all the way in, the vibration was nice, but very light. The bulb jiggled my nuts, but my hole got all the fun. It’s worth getting, but not for the vibrating feature.
    Next up was the Rude Boy Double P-Spot Pleasurizer. The first thing I loved was the packaging. Unlike some of the others, this was very clearly a toy made for boys. The instructions even featured male diagrams. I’d heard a lot about this one, so I was eager to try it out. My buddy put the Rude Boy up my ass, resting the base flush against my taint. Then he turned it on and held it there. I could immediately feel it vibrating on both sides of my prostate – and my prostate was going nuts! My cock got even harder and I swear I could feel it expand just a little more that usual. He said, “Your cock is pulsating.” With all the vibrating on my taint, hole, and prostate, I had no idea what my cock was doing. Then it happened. I felt like I was going to blow my load. It was an all-over body orgasm, but I didn’t shoot. After about an hour, I wanted to shoot my load. There was a little bit of pre-cum leaking out of my dick. I put my hands behind my head and rode the wave until I came – with no hands. Like the Egg, the Rude Boy really hit my prostate perfectly. I could feel the vibration both inside and out. The Rudeboy is highly recommended!
    To learn more about Mike Dreyden, check out his popular blog.