That Hits the Spot

    If you’re shy, online shopping is the ideal way to learn more about sex toys and then to shop for them – and Lord knows you have lots of options these days! Once you’ve found the perfect new toys, your promptly-shipped package will arrive in  a discrete, unmarked box. Don’t worry – they won’t ship your Slutty Male Nurse Blow-Up Doll (Value Edition) or your Triple Ripple Butt Plug in a clear plastic container. In fact, the shipper’s name won’t even give anything away. And besides anonymity, shopping online allows you to comparison shop until you find the lowest available price.
    The Fleshjack Store is like a beacon of light, embodying all that is holy. Or rather, holey. The Fleshlight Male Masturbator works its magic with suction control and an optional vibrator – and it all self-stores in a package that looks like an oversized flashlight cannister – allowing you to take your back door play on the road in a convenient to-go cup. When the lid is on and it’s all packaged up, this discreet male masturbation toy won’t raise eyebrows at the airport – but twist the lid off and an enticingly fleshy colored orifice pops out, ready to take all that you can give. The online Fleshlight store offers an array of different inner sleeves and other customizations. So whether you’re in the mood for anal, oral, or vaginal stimulation, they’ve got you covered.
    Are you looking for whips? Chains? Collars? Leather slings? Dildos? Aren’t we all? Don’t answer that question, but do check out JT’s Male Stockroom, one of the premier sources for high quality toys and fetish gear. The website features approximately 4,000 products and many are handcrafted in their Los Angeles workshops. Others are purchased from skilled artisans around the world, and for some items the Stockroom is the only U.S. distributor. The Stockroom has a fun Special of the Day page that features new items that are discounted up to 20%, just for that one day. The specials change every weekday, making it a fun site to bookmark and visit often.
    The Fleshlight is offered on Male Stockroom’s menu, too. However, if you’re strapped for cash, then the Tantus Silicone Stroker is excellent substitute in a pinch (or a poke.) This clever penis sleeve is the answer to every man’s prayers, in the form of a unique and simple masturbation sleeve designed to recreate vaginal or anal contractions. 
    The Aneros Stimulators are patented, medically researched devices designed to stimulate both the prostate and the perineum, helping men to discover the pleasure of “the male G-spot.” Not to mention the “C”, “U”, and “M” Spots! Men who suffer from prostate conditions like prostatitis and BPH (prostate enlargement) can sometimes get relief through regular prostate massages. Need an excuse or a rationalization for your sex toy purchase? There you go. It’s called preventive medicine and it’s an important component of President Obama’s new healthcare reform.
    Stockroom also offers Analyse Me! Anal Comfort Spray. This numbing concoction salve means that you, too, can proudly use your ass for extra storage space. While it’s a great way to get started, it’s important to listen to the messages that your bootie sends when it has had enough. There’s always tomorrow.
    Cybersocket’s very own Sex Shop is another one of your best resources. From simple fare such as rubbers and lubes on down to enemas, gags and muzzles, the Cybersocket Sex Shop has it all. Both gay and straight paraphenalia can be found, as well as more rare BDSM gear (including both petting zoo and puppy play masks.) Things are always in stock and ready to ship, so there’s never been a better time to give your antiquated dungeon a makeover.
    It’s time to stimulate our economy –  and what better way than to buy a new sex toy from Boyz Shop? The site specializes in butts that are inflatable, silicone, pyrex, and more – plus  vibrating toys, dildos, anal beads, and so much more! Want to expand your anus? Free your mind and your ass will follow, thanks to the 3-piece Anal Trainer Kit. Start today! No more if’s, and’s, or butts!
    The Moby Dick Realistic Whale Dildo from Boyz Shop is a 13″ beast that Herman Melville never even imagined. It’s the ultimate eco-challenge. If simulated bestiality is not part of your reality, you can always opt for an extraterrestrial anal experience. Beam me up, Scotty – and then insert that Alien Baby Butt Plug!
    Attention value shoppers – Leather Men Store is having a 20% off sale. As the name implies, Leather Men carries a variety of leather goods, bondage and discipline accessories, Tom of Finland merchandise, and much more.
    Keeping with our earlier healthcare theme, the Leather Men Store has a great selection of reasonably priced medical toys, including dilators and speculums. Aesthetically, this stuff is really cool and interesting to look at.
    The site also offers a variety of leather and rubber vests – even a necktie with a cock ring! Wait – I’m confused!! Whether you‘re a master or a sub, you can dress for success in nipple clamps, wrist restraints, and good old-fashioned leather handcuffs. They also sell the Colt Shower Shot Enema Kit, the Cadillac of douches! Alternately, the Shower Enema Hose and Jelly Dong Nozzle easily attach to any shower, so you’ll always be ready for those impromptu gang rape sessions in your brand new sling.

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