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Issue 19.6 : Featured Article
Fuckboy Basics: <br>Sex Toys & Accessories

Fuckboy Basics:
Sex Toys & Accessories


Wolf Mendelsohn checks out some new sex toys and accessories that can help you to keep your fuckboy happy.



Whenever you adopt a new fuckboy, you need to be able to commit to providing him with the proper amount of daily love and attention. Simply providing him with food, water, and a collar is not enough. Without regular play and attention, fuckboys can easily become bored and despondent. Depending on how unhappy your fuckboy is, he might even try to run away. One day you might be carrying in some groceries, and before you know what's happening your fuckboy could be dashing between your legs and then bolting right out the front door. Runaway fuckboys will typically return to the security and comfort of home within a week, but some fuckboys may disappear for months at a time. While you're busy crying yourself to sleep each night and staple-gunning "Lost Fuckboy" signs to electrical poles, your fuckboy could very well be bed-hopping at a clothing-optional resort in Palm Springs or shacking up with a cute neighbor who believes that your fuckboy is a stray who has fled an abusive home. It's tragic, but some runaway fuckboys never come home at all – even when they've been lovingly collared, tagged, and microchipped.

Fuckboys can be extremely resourceful, so there's no foolproof way to prevent them from running away. I once had a fuckboy who somehow worked open an air-conditioning vent while I was at work one day, and he then crawled through the maze of air ducts until he managed to get outside. When I came home that night, I had no idea what had happened to him. I was still searching the house frantically when a neighbor telephoned to inform me that the air exhaust vent on the side of my house had swung open and that there was a suspicious looking pair of Andrew Christian underwear snagged on the vent cover. The moral of this story is simple: a fuckboy who wants to escape will always find a way. If you want him to stay, you need to keep him happy and engaged so that he will never want to wander. This month we'll check out some new sex toys and accessories that can help you to keep things fresh and exciting for your fuckboy.

Fleshjack Fleshpump — $120
The FleshPump is designed to help you enjoy stronger, firmer erections. The FleshPump uses an automatic vacuum system to gently, safely, and gradually draw blood into the shaft of the penis, causing it to swell and to become erect. You operate the FleshPump using just two simple buttons: pump and release - so there's no need for manual pumping. Includes free sample of FleshPump Lubricant, which is designed specifically for use with the FleshPump.

Oxballs Bull Horned Cock Ring — $26
Olé! Feel the adoration and awe of the crowd as you stamp your angry hooves, blow hot air past your septum-piercing, and then ram your big ol' greasy dick up your partner's ass like a goring bull. You can enjoy all the fun and excitement of a real bull fight, minus the hot steaming bloodbath (because you can't have everything.) This fun cock ring is made of soft but sturdy silicone graced with intimidating horns at the top and a nose ring at the bottom. But don't worry – the horns are very rubbery and gentle, so they won't poke out your partner's eye or cause a lumbar puncture.

Rascal Big White Cock — $55
The C1R store recently debuted a new dildo from Rascal Toys called Big White Cock. This massive 12” dildo is meant to serve as the counterpart to the best selling Black Balled dildo. This big, thick dildo offers a whopping 9” of girth and features realistically sculpted, throbbing veins.

Falcon Bottom Buddy
 — $165
Falcon took the best attributes of some of its most famous bottoms and combined them to create this ultimate fuck toy. It features a realistic bubble butt with a tight hole made of supple, realistic feeling material. It's designed to be gripped and pounded and the soft  interior texture features ridges and nubs.

Tom of Finland Seaman Bath Towels — $65
Keep your fuckboy clean and stimulated at the same time by stocking your bathroom with these soft and sexy Tom of Finland “Seaman” bath towels by Finlayson. Available in black or blue, the towels are made of 100% cotton and measure 35”x70”.

Lelo Hex Condoms, 36-Pack — $35
Condoms remain one of the most important and effective tools for the prevention of not only HIV, but a myriad of other STD's which therapies such as PREP do not help to prevent. If you dislike standard condoms, step up to the latest innovation in condom design with Lelo Hex, a new kind of condom that offers strength, thinness, and sensation thanks to its revolutionary hexagonal structure. The Hex represents the first major innovation in condom design in years. It's made of natural latex, comes lightly lubricated, and is .045 mm thin. If you are placing an order at the Lelo online store for the first time, you'll be able to save 10% off your first order.

Fun Factory Bootie Ring — $45
The Fun Factory Bootie Ring combines a silicone cock ring with a 1.75” butt plug that will fit most men. Made of non-porous, body-safe silicone, the Bootie Ring is easy to clean and ergonomically designed to fit you perfectly both in front and in the rear. Modest in size but impressive in function, the Bootie Ring was designed and handcrafted in Germany and is great for both solo and couples play.

Fleshjack Launch — $200
The Fleshjack Launch offers you a fully automated, hand-free FleshJack experience that can be controlled locally using the built-in touch controls and can also be used interactively via the web. Powered by Kiiroo, the Launch syncs any FleshJack with content such as encoded videos, virtual reality, games, and webcams. Adjustable settings include the length of strokes and their speed. Just choose a setting, sit back, and enjoy.

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