By Christian Martère

    Auto-fellatio, or the act of sucking one's own dick, is nothing new. In fact, armchair Egyptologists may recall that the god Atum (and even Ra in one poem from the Papyrus Bremner-Rhind) has repeatedly been depicted as giving birth to the god Shu and the goddess Tefnut by fellating himself and then spitting his own semen onto the ground. In these hard times, stories like this could really help to bolster attendance at natural history and art museums… One need not be a god to fellate oneself, however. But it couldn’t hurt – because according to Bartle and Kinsey, less than 1% of men actually have the flexibility and/or dick size necessary to do it – and only a few guys in a thousand can actually get the whole thing into their mouths.
    Despite the sobering statistics, self-sucking has become a pop culture phenomenon and is considered by most men to be an admirable goal in life. One urban myth even claims that a famous rock star had a number of ribs removed to allow him to perform the act. Although it's undoubtedly a load of bunk, such tales show how far the concept has penetrated into popular consciousness.  It's a huge turn-on for many gay men because it's seen as one of the most intimate and private kinds of acts that one can witness. Thanks to the Internet, many gay sex sites now offer photos and videos of this fascinating new spectator sport. It's been documented in porn films from as early as the 1970s with Ron Jeremy (back when he could still see his own 9.5” dick) doing the honors. Today, more porn stars and online performers than ever are getting into the act. Read on for a selection of our favorite examples of this spine-snappingly hot fetish.
    You Love Jack offers some of the best homemade self-suck footage we've found. The guys here are all young, cute and amply hung – so it should come as no surprise that some of these studs have the necessary prerequisites to give themselves blowjobs. Jessie Clinton is our idea of a true do-it-yourself type of guy. He's done repeat performances on the site and he's definitely become a self-suck poster boy. Bobby Dale and Tyler James are also quite gifted. The Brits at Blake Mason have been known to enthusiastically toot their own horns as well. Self-Suckin’ Sam earned his nickname from us for obvious reasons. The all-American boy-next-door proves that he's also capable of some self-inflicted pleasure. Corbin Fisher features the hunky Hugh, a shy, and quiet guy who pulls down his pants to reveal a huge 9-inch uncut dick that's made for self-sucking.
    For some self-suck action with a touch more kink, the guys at Boys Pissing also add urine to the mix. There's a hot video of Jeremiah and Zack Randall playing around in the shower. They jerk off, piss and then bend over and start to devour their own cocks. Ready, set, go!
    With that kind of talent, you can really make a name for yourself in show business. The aforementioned Zack Randall from Boys Pissing has gone on to become a very successful twink porn actor and has appeared on numerous sites and in many videos. Ricky Martinez is a Dominican porn actor who is probably best known for his autofellatio videos. His signature look usually involves his legs over his head and his uncut dick shoved firmly in his mouth. Although he defines himself as strictly heterosexual, he has appeared in many gay-themed videos and has done work for Hot House Entertainment.
    Curiously enough, the ability to suck your own cock is a skill that fascinates both straight and gay men without calling anyone's sexuality into question. It can lead to trouble, though! Some straight self-suckers have gotten so hooked on the taste of their own seed that they've become curious about the taste of another guy's load. Curiouser and curiouser! Whatever it all means, this kinky act of self-gratification continues to stock the VOD sites with titles such as Self-Sucking Soldiers Holding Their Own, A Young Man from Nantucket and Blown Alone – with the last two featuring self-sucker extraordinaire Al Eingang. You can find more of our personal VOD picks here. Who knows... With enough patience, practice, and yoga training,  you might just wind up being in the upper one percentile of horny men who can become truly self-sufficient – thus  earning the right to wear the esteemed mark of the sacred ouroboros [fez and secret handshake are optional]. Either that or else a scarlet N for “narcissist.”

Fans of both porn and Stanley Kubrik's Eyes Wide Shut will feel right at home viewing The Trap from Raging Stallion Studios. Director Andrew Rosen called on The Stockroom to provide all the exotic gear and toys for the film, which tells the tale of Junior Stellano's descent into a secret world of underground sex clubs in San Francisco – all a metaphor for the psychological concept of Sexual Progression. It's porn, it's art, it's a modern parable, and it's a sexual thriller all in one. Don't miss one of the year's hottest and most creative porn films!

No, it's not a Halloween-themed porn flick. It is, however, a great oral extravaganza for fans of blow jobs, facial cum shots, and cum-eating. A hot assortment of bearded hunks and daddies mingle with horny jocks, muscle boys, nerds, hipsters, and shameless sluts. Treasure Island brings you the nastiest porn with the sexiest guys – and what more could you ask for?

Gay or straight, everyone looks up to firemen. These boys just happen to be looking up from a kneeling position – as they suck the firemen off! The cover image will stop you dead in your tracks when you see how buff Mitchell Rock and Matthew Rush have become. Any bigger and they'd be able to tear about a VW Bus with their bare hands. It's another winner from Chi Chi LaRue.

When Lucas Entertainment began their foray into the world of hardcore fetish films, some people applauded them and others made a joke out of it - but everyone was talking, and that's the media genius of Michael Lucas at work. The fetish titles have been great from the get-go, but with lots of experience under their belt the Lucas team is now a leading force in fetish porn. Johnathan Agassi and Michael Lucas are joined by an international cast in one of the year's best piss films.