By Jordan Stefano
Valentine's Day is quickly approaching and all your “married” friends may be gushing about their V-Day plans. They may enjoy a romantic candlelit dinner, but you can have a one-night-stand that's just as memorable – any night – with a different guy every time. But why reinvent the wheel? There are some tried and true guidelines you can follow to help ensure a successful trick and to avoid letting things get out of control. It's important to remember that couples seek intimacy whereas strangers seek pleasure – and a quick trick can become a massive headache if these lines get crossed. To help, we offer some tips on what to do and avoid while on your quest for instant sexual gratification. If you follow these guidelines, you can probably have a worry-free experience. Probably.
In order for this to work, you must already have a “date” lined up for the evening. We won't go into the details of securing one because that's potential fodder for another one of these tragic guides. But there are countless hook-up sites, cruising locations, and bars where you can troll for your next victim. Sites like Men 4 Rent Now and Find Fred can help to lessen the footwork, although some folks actually find pounding the pavement to be an effective technique. We will concentrate on what to do once the bad pick-up lines have worked their magic and you're well on your way to having An Affair Not To Remember. No one-night stand is 100% safe, but after years of exhaustive research our team of world-renowned slut experts have successfully isolated these crucial tricking tips that can help you to enjoy tricks that do not result in permanent psychological, emotional, or physical scarring.
#1: ALWAYS GO TO HIS PLACE
You already know that you're in it strictly for the sex, but you can never be sure about your trick. The last thing you need is for someone to fall madly in love with you and refuse to leave. One advantage for opting for his place is that when you're done, you can just leave. If that's not feasible and you have to use your place, be sure it's tidy and clean. Have some sexy music to fuck to and be sure have some alcohol handy to get even further in the mood for a wild time. With all inhibitions down, the sky's the limit. A good bottle of lube can also come in handy for one-night encounters. Order your bottle before hand at Lux Lube and you'll never be scrambling for last-minute stop offs at the local adult store that can prolong what should be a quick and dirty anonymous tryst.
#2: EMBRACE YOUR NASTY SELF
Cut loose. You both have nothing to lose, so right now is the time to taking a risk. Anonymity is a liberating thing. You don't have worry about breaking the ice – you both know what you're here, so start tearing off each other's clothes! You might have always thought of trying something a little on the kinky side, but were afraid to broach the subject with one of your regular buddies. Tell him. The worst he can do is say no. At least you tried. Turned you down for watersports? No problem. Tomorrow is another day and another one-night stand. Try again next time. Always wanted to try out that leather gear and sex toys you purchased on a whim at Male Stock Room? Now is the time to bring them out and put them to good use.
#3: ON GRACEFUL EXITS
Once you've each shot your load and the ecstasy of has worn off, you might be feeling a bit afterglow-ish. This can be dangerous at this point in your one-night stand. If you've gone to his place, the solution is simple. Just pick up your things and leave. Just be sure that you've picked up all your belongings and you don't leave anything behind that will cause you to go back. If you are at your place, communicating with your trick is important so that there's no confusion about the true nature of your one-night sexual encounter. That way no one’s feelings will be hurt. And you won’t have to roll your eyes.
#4: The Art of Saying Good-bye
There really is no need to kick someone out of your bed once you're done getting off. Be polite, but honest. Tell him that you had a lot of fun last night but you're not looking for a relationship. Give him his clothes. Usually, he'll put them on, and be on his way. There are many ways to approach a one-night stand, but our researchers assure us that these tips are cutting edge. Ultimately, you must decide for yourself on how to handle each situation. Rules were meant to be broken, after all. Perhaps Mr. Right will be found during a fleeting encounter. On the other hand, there need never be a Mr. Wrong when there are no strings attached.
As a final note, those finding it difficult to catalog their tricks can try iTrick. This handy, web-based “little black book” keeps the stats on your paramours neatly organized – because it looks bad when you can't recall the name of an accidental repeat. For real-world demos of one-night stand technique, try On The Hunt. You can enjoy in-depth analysis of other horny men as they film their own chance encounters.
