Geeks I'd Like To Fuck
Having sex with socially inept boys is the new thing nowadays. It’s true. If you thought pocket protectors, thick, black eyeglass frames and an affinity with the Dungeons and Dragons.
By Oscar Villa
Having sex with socially inept boys is the new thing nowadays. It’s true. If you thought pocket protectors, thick, black eyeglass frames and an affinity with the Dungeons and Dragons game, comics and Star Wars was a stereotype best left in the 80’s, you’ve been a bit out of touch. Who else is not only eager and desperate to fuck but can also help you with your trigonometry exam – all at the same time? Sex and trig finals never go out of style and as long as there’s a jock or even a hipster willing to sleep with a geek in order to pass the exam and move on to bigger and better guys, geeks will always serve a viable function in our society. Of course, they’ve come a long way since their depiction in the 1984 sex-comedy Revenge of the Nerds, where their lack of sex or ability to engage the opposite sex into having any hardcore intercourse was the running joke. Those rag-tag geeks may have been the brunt of jokes at the expense of the Alpha Betas, but even back then, they showed a sexy side that eventually won the heart of the Jocks’ girlfriends and their popularity spawned a franchise of raunchy college-humor comedies. Whether that film helped or hindered the status of all nerds across the board is something that can still be argued, but one thing is for sure: it helped bring this group of boys and men to our attention. While gay nerds may have the negative connotation of social awkwardness and introversion (not to be confused with emo boys), for the sake of this article, we will use the word “nerd” interchangeably with “geek” only because both groups have suffered long enough in terms of getting any action in the sex department. Luckily, geeks are now gaining more acceptability and they are enjoying an increasing interest from their fellow men – not for their brain and unlimited trivia on subjects ranging from computers to gaming, but for the 8-10 inches of cock that hangs between their legs. They are sexier than ever and now is the time to rediscover their sublime charms.
They started out as outcasts living with their parents well into their twenties and thirties playing “Legend of Zelda” on their Nintendo 64. With that kind of stigma attached to their wouldn’t-touch-you-with-a-ten-foot-pole reputation, they’ve also become a taboo. That taboo status couldn’t have come at a better time, because what is it that we love to do with taboos but to explore them fully! Never tell a gay man they can’t have it because he will do anything in his power to get his hands on it. Over time, this taboo became the fetish that it is today and now we can easily digest that as much as we would watersports, leather gear and fisting. Like the tagline of movie that made them famous, “their time has come.” Their time to get laid that is. When you really get a good look at them, they’re no different than your average porn star. If it’s the clothes that makes the man, then all you have to do is strip them down to their birthday suits and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a geek and a porn star. From here on in we dub these fuckable geeks GILFs (Geeks I’d Love to Fuck, not to be confused with the shock-inducing Grandmothers I’d Love to Fuck.)
Film and television is all about beauty and even the geekiest of guys evoke a sexiness that keeps you tuned in. Shows such as “Square Pegs” featured the hunky Merritt Butrick as a loveable geek. In the more recent “Freaks and Geeks” James Franco played more of a freak to his geek friends, but there was no denying that this young stud had the makings of a sex god. It’s hard to believe he would be lumped in with the rest of those geeks, but there’s no denying he was one that was definitely added to many a gay man’s spank bank. One defining factor that would definitely put you in the geek category is joining any musically related club in school. For the cast members of Fox’s “Glee” not only are they members of the Glee Club, they are also belting out show tunes on a weekly basis. Fortunately, the male cast is stunning from the sexy hunk Matthew Morrison as the director of the glee club to the two rival best friends Cory Monteith and Mark Salling. You won’t find a hotter group of geeks on TV, but you can find them all at the Male Celebs website. Morrison and Salling offer choice pecs and abs, while Monteith gives us a peek at his round bubble butt in previous “before they were famous” work he’s done on film. James Franco can be seen dropping trou in some previous films, too. So be sure to check out these studs getting naked in mainstream films!
The gay porn industry hasn’t been oblivious to the geek appeal. In fact, it is propagating our sudden interest in this fetish by supplying our horny demand with the hottest of the geeks in all forms of sexual fantasies. No longer do we need to check out PG-rated and R-Rated movies to get in on the action. All we need to do now is simply pop in a DVD or point our mouse to our favorite porn sites to find them! Fans of bukakke will love Boykakke’s Fuck The Geek and Fuck The Geek series. A sexy Asian geek tries to do some research online, but when his horny schoolmates walk in on him a kinky threesome ensues! Among the jocks, the frats and the muscle boys on Cocksure Men, you’ll also find a kinky scene between Tristan and Brent. The scenario is hot enough: Tristan’s computer is in need of repair. He calls for tech support and Brent shows up. Brent is tall with a defined and sexy body. He’s also a computer geek – complete with black-rimmed glasses and a bubble butt that’s made for banging. You Love Jack features some of the most talented geeks you’ll ever find. Jackson Price is a popular model on the site. He’s been on the site three times and his nerdy look has been a hit. He even keeps his glasses on to jerk off his dick and to get a blowjob! Charlie Duke is another geek to look for on this site if these types of guys are turning you on. Now, if they could just get these two together for a hot twosome encounter, we will be flocking the site to watch two geeks at play!
Michael Lucas is always good for trying out new things. He’s tackled iconic mainstream films and now, with Michael Lucas’ The Intern he’s spoofing the popular “Ugly Betty” series with his own take. In this sex-comedy Ben Andrews (“Ugly” Benny) maneuvers his way through the corporate world as an intern at a gay adult entertainment company. As he fulfills his big duties that include coffee runs, answering phones and typing emails, his co-workers soon find that he’s got an even “bigger” talent in his high-water pants. We all know how this turns out, and if you don’t, now would be the chance to find out. Now that we’ve got your interest piqued in geek sex, it’s only fair to mention that the mainstream movie mentioned at the top of this article has already gotten a gay porn spin thanks to famed director Doug Jeffries’s The Homecoming. You won’t find any of these geeks looking to score with the sorority girls, but you will find the jocks pitted against them in a contest to see who can build the best homecoming float. With everyone fucking and sucking throughout the whole video, it’s hard to think that anyone will come out a winner. But you might. As you explore the gifts that geeks can bestow upon you, you might find that you might have a geek in you after all – at least, if his dick is big enough!