There’s no need to rifle through your attic in search of 1980s-era Cosmopolitan magazines, because we’ve got your tawdry sex quiz right here, yo. Want to know if you’ve got what it takes to be a porn star? Then take this month's Jizz Quiz and find out.

It’s your first time bottoming on film and your co-star whips out a twelve-inch cock. You:
A] Faint.
B] Take a deep breathe, dip your ass in a vat of lube, snort some poppers, and yell “Yeehaw!”
C] Roll your eyes and say, “Is that all there is?”

You accidentally get cum in your eye. You:
A] Play the drama queen and howl with pain.
B] Wipe your eye surreptitiously and ask yourself, “What would Samantha from Sex and the City do?
C] Stick your finger in your eye and then straight into your mouth. Or better yet, his.

Having sex on camera:
A] Fills you with dread.
B] Might be fun with the right person.
C] Is the only way you’ve ever done it.

Finish this statement. I am hung like…
A] A lady bug.
B] An average Joe Blow.
C] King Kong

A three-way is…
A] One too many.
B] Occasionally fun.
C] Your minimum occupancy.

You Answered Mostly:
A’s: You’ve got more hang-ups than AT&T.
B’s: You’ve got a wild side - Grrr.
C’s: You’ve got the Free Clinic on speed dial. Because you’re a fuckin’ whore.

WHERE ARE THEY NOW: SEBASTIAN COLE
Even after retiring from film performances, many models still find new ways to continue working in the adult industry. But what happens to the ones who don’t? We recently caught up with Australian hottie Sebastian Cole and asked him what he’d been doing since retiring from porn.

Why did you decide to leave the porm industry?
I just felt like it was time. I had a great time and met some great people, but I wanted to get back to my career.

What do you do now?
I work in the real estate industry.

Would you ever go back to doing porn again?
Maybe just to do one more movie.

What do you miss about the porn industry?
I’m not going to lie — the attention, the hot men, and the other people in the industry. They’re some of the most down-to-earth people I’ve met in my life and I’m blessed to have had that experience.

Did working in porn change you in any way?
Yes, in many ways. It made me feel more confident about myself and who I am. It taught me to be upfront and honest. I feel more grounded as a result of working in the porn
industry.

BONING UP ON THE CLASSICS

During the past two decades, tens of thousands of gay porn films have been produced — but only a handful have managed to become legendary. Everyone likes different genres, but here’s a short list of titles that often pop up on gay porn's Top lists.

Powertool – Catalina
Brother Load – Laguna Pacific/Catalina
La Dolce Vita – Lucas Entertainment
Carnival in Venice – J.D. Cadinot
The Kronik: Renee’s Story – Tyson Cane Videos
Idol Country – HIS
Super Soaked – Jocks Studios
The Velvet Mafia – Falcon
More of a Man – All Worlds Video
Link – All Worlds Video
Grunts: Collectors Edition – Raging Stallion Studios
Lukas’ Stories: Series – Bel Ami