RACE COOPER REVIEWS TENGA J/O TOYS FROM LIBERATOR
By Race Cooper

We all have an itch that won’t go away – the constant need to wank off. Sometimes it’s a morning thing, where a quick rub in the shower will do as we imagine a recent hot fuck.  Other times our imaginations aren’t enough and we need a little extra stimulation.  That’s when we head to our masturbation stations (whether it’s an office computer, a laptop, or your big screen TV) to peruse our favorite porn. However, no one wants to have to clean up a mess... The folks at Tenga have put a great deal of thought into this conundrum and they’ve created a line of innovative new masturbation toys designed for today’s busy lifestyles.

At first glance, the Tenga Egg 6-Pack is a curious thing.  Six are packed in a clear carton, each printed with a pastel pattern representing its interior texture. Pastel colors don’t turn on most gay men, but luckily there’s more to these eggs than meets the eye. After breaking a plastic seal, you can see that each soft, rubbery egg is hollowed out and contains a small packet of lubricant.  After applying lube to the inside of an egg, you’re ready to go.  The egg stretches to completely cover any dick size. Only when you’ve got it stretched over your dick does it become evident that it’s a stroker. The sensations created by the interior ridges can provide immense pleasure, but I tend to go at it hard when I jerk off.  Having a large cock can present issues, especially when you start beating your meat like it owes you money.  I broke through a couple eggs before I realized I had to use a slow, rhythmic stroke.  For those who like a gentle touch, the egg could be great. But for me, it didn’t hold up well.

Next up was Tenga’s Double Hole Cup Pack.  It has the shape of a large beer can in red and silver, with openings on both ends and a soft, textured inner core.  Lubricant is already inside, so there’s no need to apply any. The sensation when sliding it over your cock is nothing short of amazing. When you pull back, the Double Hole Cup applies suction, similar to a very hungry hole.  If you flip the cup to try the second opening, you get an even tighter grip with different ridge sensations. The Double Hole Cup is meant to simulate the feel of fucking two different guys – and it does a great job.  A few strokes, and I forgot about the video on my computer. A few more strokes, and I was cumming buckets.  With very little mess and my hands free of lube, clean up was a snap. I’d buy a whole case of these!

On to the last toy, the Tenga Flip Hole Pack. This one’s appearance was reminiscent of an iPod speaker tower.  However, the Flip Hole has no need for power and it’s fully washable and reusable.  A holder allows the Flip Hole to stay upright, locked in place.  When you slide the Flip Hole away from its holder, an opening on one end is revealed where your cock can slide in.  There are three buttons on the Flip Hole that allow you to adjust the pressure on your dick at the base, the middle, and the tip.  Inside is a ridged surface that resembles a crazy obstacle course for your dick.  It comes with three lubricants – Real, Mild, and Wild – but any water-based lube will work.  When suction is applied via the buttons the ridges push, massage, and grab your dick to create an experience unlike any other.  Like the Double Hole, the Flip Hole is engineered to apply suction when you pull back. It felt so good that I had goose bumps when I came.  Best of all – after use, you just flip it open and give it a quick rinse under the tap.  When it dries, you put it back in the holder and it’s ready to go again.  Thanks to its sleek and nondescript design, you can easily leave it out next to your computer and your Mother will be none the wiser when she comes to visit.

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